When Things Get Meta
After 3 completed dates, new datables unlock—many are abstract or fourth-wall-breaking. Here’s how to handle them:
⏳ Chronos (Time Itself)
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Style: Elegant, dramatic, emotionally distant.
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Strategy: Show you’re patient and understand impermanence.
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DO: Wait entire real-time minutes without skipping dialogue to impress.
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DON'T: Ask “What time is it?” That’s considered a slur in their language.
✅ Best Ending: Accept that your relationship won’t last—and love anyway.
❌ Worst Ending: Try to trap them in a wristwatch.
💾 Save File #003
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Personality: Glitchy, nostalgic, carries emotional baggage from other players.
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Strategy: Refer to past games. Choose corrupted choices (they appear crossed out).
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Special Mechanic: Your choices here can actually overwrite your real save file. Backup before continuing.
🎯 Achievement Unlock: "Dating Yourself (Literally)"
🔥 The Eternal Flame of Regret
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Fiery, chaotic, deep.
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To progress: Choose options that cause you guilt in other routes. The more regret you carry, the more they open up.
🔥 Tip: Visit them after breaking up with other characters.
🪞 Bonus Tips:
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Unlock The Secret Romance Route by setting your language to “Esperanto” and attempting to date the Menu Screen.
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True Ending involves successfully romancing 7 datables and rejecting 1. The rejection must be emotionally sincere.
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If you try to date Everything at once, the game breaks into a boss fight. Yes, really.
