💘 Walkthrough of Date Everything!

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🎮 About the Game

Date Everything! is not your average dating sim. You can date a cactus, the concept of Time, a haunted mirror, a forbidden cheeseburger, or even your Save File. Every character (or “entity”) comes with branching storylines, secrets, and multiple endings. Success depends on making absurd, creative, and sometimes existential choices.

💞 Section 1: Getting Started – The First Dates

🏁 Opening the Game

Once you name your character and pick your pronouns, the game drops you into The Hub of Possibilities, a reality-shifting cafe that serves as your dating launchpad.

☕ The First Three Datables:

You’re introduced to three beginner-friendly options:

  1. Mugsy the Coffee Mug

    • Personality: Warm, dependable, slightly bitter.

    • How to win them over: Choose calm, thoughtful dialogue. Compliment their shape, not their function.

    • Bad Ending: Suggest putting them in the dishwasher.

    • Secret Ending: Confess your addiction to espresso. Mugsy will either love your honesty or leave you for a French press.

  2. Echo the Lost Soundwave

    • Personality: Ethereal, poetic, nostalgic.

    • Key Strategy: Speak in metaphors. Don’t ask direct questions.

    • Good Move: Reference obscure indie bands.

    • Avoid: Trying to record them.

  3. Chairry the Chair

    • Personality: Loyal, a bit clingy (literally).

    • Best Choices: Sit respectfully. Don’t put your feet up. Tell them they have good posture.

    • Wrong Move: Mention IKEA.

    • Hidden Path: If you remain silent for 3 full scenes, Chairry reveals they were once a throne.

📝 Tips:

  • Choices aren’t about logic—they’re about vibes.

  • Hovering your cursor too long on some choices may trigger hidden reactions.

  • You can’t save-scum every romance—some react to how often you reload.


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